Black Helicopter Alert

Perhaps I’ve watched one too many X-Files, but I know I saw a black helicopter circling East Liberty tonight. I was riding home in the dark (since I went to the gym) along Penn Avenue when I heard the familiar whump whump whump of a helicopter overhead. I craned my neck to look at it, and sure enough it was there, quite high in the sky, and with just the minimal amount of running lights. I thought nothing of it, but by the time I was on Penn Circle, it was still circling high above the city. And as I started up Stanton Avenue, it was _still_ there.

They are watching you.