oren: the other day i lost my brain cap.

everyone else: huh?

me: imagining his brains spilling out of a hole while he’s bending over looking around for the cap. (can you blame me?)

oren: you know, i couldn’t remember something. i lost my brain cap.

some of us: ooooooh, you mean your thinking cap?

oren: yeah, thinking cap. that’s it.