seb can be weird sometimes

so at dinner tonight, as usual, we’re trying to get seb to just eat cause he needs to go to a piano lesson and i remembered that at the last minute and brian got dinner together with just enough time to eat and go. it happens practically every night. not us forgetting to make dinner and then rushing, but the part about getting seb to just eat. anyway, this is the climate.

and then he says something like this,

if i were a woman married to a fat man, i wouldn’t leave the house right after i made dinner because he would eat it all.

if you can imagine, the cajoling stopped for a moment, time enough for us to say,

Huh?… What?