from the mouths of babes

oren: mommy, put you glasses on. you scaw me.

seb: mommy, you need to get new glasses. you’re scary when you look at me with an angry face.

oren:  mommy, you make me cwy!

seb: mommy, you’re pretty when you smile.

oren: something fwum the dawk scawes me!

seb: you need to let me have my decision!!

oren: i have a bad dweam!