list of bad habits we’ll have to break upon arrival home from the hospital

uh, no, no milk at midnight.

and uh, no popsicles at midnight or for breakfast either.

bolt, again? today? uh, no.

wallE, again? today? nah.

in bed all day watching tv? well, no

uh, no laying down and eating. no.

peeing laying down? well, no.

no, no. everyone who comes to visit us does NOT have to bring presents.

yes, we do have to take a bath every once in a while.

and please, PLEASE, stop screaming at the help!